Donald Trump has just won his campaign,
Which will cause all the Democrats pain.
All liberals attacked,
By his GI tract,
Do you get it, or must I explain?

Trump’s untethered to facts and the law.
He will eat them like he eats foie gras.
In spite of his oath,
He’ll masticate both,
As Steve Bannon cheers, “Hip, hip, hurrah!”

All our allies stare in disbelief.
Trump’s intentions revealed, no fig leaf.
Democracy’s doomed,
It will be consumed.
He will chew it like he chews roast beef.

Now we’re seeing whom Trump nominates.
And to run DOJ, it’s Matt Gaetz.
Though Trump thinks he’s king,
Why do such a thing?
It still stinks when a king defecates.

Matt Gaetz likes underage A and T.
Donald tells us, “That’s all right with me.”
“Who cares whom Gaetz mounts?
“Just my judgement counts.
“You must bow down to my monarchy.”

Donald Trump thereby warned DOJ,
“Love the law? Then get out of my way.
“You must get in line
“Or you must resign.
“My new AG will do what I say.”

Left wing Democrats are all bereft.
Other folks have no will to live left.
They stand, mouths agape,
While watching a rape.
And they now realize, we’re all f’’’ed.

Law professors don’t like it one bit;
As our standards take hit after hit.
It’s both treachery
And a mockery,
As Trump turns government into shit.