The President’s disgruntled when the courts tell him, “No, no.”
And lately, several judges have told Donald where to go.
He cannot spend the slush fund that he got by hook and crook,
Because the hook and crook he used have an illegal look.

What really gruntles Donald is his name up everywhere
But judges now are telling him, “You can’t put your name there.”
Like on JFK’s Center, Trump must now remove his name,
It stays named just for JFK, which sets Trump’s guts aflame.

Trump says he’ll dump his slush fund; courts have wised up to his scam.
He did the wham and bam, but he forgot the, “Thank you, ma’am.”
But that might not be all she wrote, there’s still attempted fraud.
At least one judge detects the smell of rotting, week-old cod.

So, Donald’s throwing tantrums; read his long Truth Social posts.
He’s rattled by his critics and by Democratic ghosts.
“250” celebration plans have not been going well.
And, though he bombed Iran, it’s they who’re putting him through hell.

Perhaps his biggest scam is to restrain the Treasury–
No audits for his taxes and in perpetuity?
What will it cost the super-rich to buy into this game?
They’ll think it’s only fair that they be treated just the same.

With prices rising, legal losses looming, and Iran,
Trump swims in tsuris that would surely drown a lesser man.
Elections coming that Republicans will likely lose:
Trump’s Ship of State is stuck within his own Strait of Hormuz.

Through all of Donald’s slime and sleaze, the House lies moribund.
Mike Johnson did not do a thing to stop Trump’s big slush fund.
The walls of our democracy are now all sore beset.
And, if the courts can’t hold Trump back, we ain’t seen nothing yet.