Indictment Excitement, March 30, 2023

 

On every TV station: Breaking News!

The same on any channel you may choose.

Reporters are excited,

For Trump has been indicted,

He’s got the “Shouldn’t’ve poked the porn star blues.”

 

Chorus:

Trump’s got the “Shouldn’tve poked the porn star blues,”

For something only MAGAts would excuse.

We know that Trump’s been naughty;

We caught him being bawdy.

He’s got the “Shouldn’t’ve poked the porn star blues.”

 

Verse:

We know that Donald leads a life of crime.

He falsifies his records all the time.

But a hundred thirty grand

For a “quickie” one night stand, (1)

Means Stormy overcharged for “under”time.

 

Chorus:

Trump’s got the “Shouldn’t’ve poked the porn star blues,”

For something only MAGAts would excuse.

Trump’s poor negotiation

For porn star fornication

Gave him the, “Shouldn’t’ve poked the porn star blues.”

 

Verse:

We know that Trump likes running up the score

With wives, Playmates, and porn stars: sex galore.

For the Donald’s life of vice,

Did he pay too high a price?

Too many deals like this and he’ll be poor.

 

Chorus:

He’s got the “Shouldn’t’ve poked the porn star blues.”

It’s something only MAGAts would excuse.

What Trump did with his pecker,

Confirmed by David Pecker,

Gave him the “Shouldn’t’ve poked the porn star blues.”

 

• In several interviews reported on Wikipedia, Stormy described her sex with Trump as “brief.”