Are we on our way to King Donald, the First?
Will dams that helped hold our democracy burst?
Imagine that Donald Trump’s wearing a crown.
Will we bend the knee to this fraud of renown?

Are King George and Donald Trump two of a kind?
Like George, it seems Donald is losing his mind.
It’s shameful that Trump is the best we can do,
We chose him again, now comeuppance is due.

Chorus:
Can’t we do better than Donald?
Just think of him wearing a crown.
Can’t we do better than Donald?
The world’s underwear’s turning brown.

Verse:
Heroic King David, King Solomon wise.
King James and the Bible we now canonize.
And Louis the Fourteenth, who shone like the sun.
Now Donald the First and democracy’s done.

Chorus:
Can’t we do better than Donald?
He will not be Donald the Wise.
Can’t we do better than Donald?
A king who is known for his lies.

Verse:
What will it be like when King Donald is done?
Will we think of Trump like Atilla the Hun?
Or will we think Donald was Bozo, the clown?
Will Donald be known for the laws he knocked down?

Chorus:
Can’t we do better than Donald?
Just think of him wearing a crown.
Can’t we do better than Donald?
We’ve turned the world’s underwear brown.