Trump’s penile insecurity,
Praising Arnold Palmer’s schlong,
A dream, but in futility,
Wishing his own were as long.
Do long schlongs prove virility,
Proving that a man is strong?
No, for in actuality,
Trump has manhood’s strength all wrong.

With women viewed as A and T,
Just to serve the Donald’s prong,
Distorts true masculinity,
Still cheered by his MAGA throng
As Trump eschews propriety,
(Think of Donald in a thong.)
To them, he is a deity;
Worshippers all sing along.

Stormy Daniels saw Trump’s peepee.
And the sight haunts her today.
Even when she’s getting sleepy,
Nightmare dreams won’t go away.
E. Jean Carroll thinks Trump’s creepy.
She could not hold him at bay.
She’s no longer quite so weepy,
For her lawyer made Trump pay.

Trump grabs women by the pussy,
(He told us that’s what he’s done.)
To women, that’s not ecstasy,
Does Trump think they’re having fun?
It’s Donald’s sexual fantasy,
Something that most women shun.
Trump’s sex appeal’s a fallacy.
He’s old, he’s fat, his race is run.

Together with misogyny,
Penis envy makes some sense.
Add in Trump’s plans for tyranny,
Might short schlongs cause diffidence?
For some, that’s an Epiphany,
Others, just more evidence,
Trump’s character of larceny
Is a looming pestilence.