Donald Trump’s on an egotistical binge,
The door to his mind swings on only one hinge.
Gross self-aggrandizement is Donald Trump’s style.
Somehow this appeals to our lunatic fringe.

To read the complete Trump historical file
Will make all true patriots regurgitate bile.
His prevarication and sexual assault,
Somehow make his MAGAs salute him with “Heil!”

Ukraine bombed by Putin: now Trump pours in salt. (1)
Zelensky fights back and Trump tells him to halt.
He cares not a fig for the pain of Ukraine.
And much of their pain is now Donald Trump’s fault.

Trump’s coffers have shown a two billion buck gain,
The greatest increase of a president’s “reign.” (2)
Trump made it quite clear, you must pay him to play.
All morals and ethics are circling the drain.

Corruption run rampant, new data each day,
In one hundred years, what will history books say?
In just one more week, voters will get their chance.
Will we begin washing the Trump stain away?

We know that Trump’s looking at voting askance,
With brown folks and women now taking a stance.
The thought of a fair vote makes Donald Trump cringe,
He’s feeling the heat of his own burning pants.

He can’t stand to let average voters impinge
On his drive for money; their votes will infringe
On his narcissism and his pompous style.
His whipping by Joe gave Trump’s ass a pink tinge. (3)

(1) Trump has announced that he will lift sanctions on the purchase of Russian
diesel fuel, giving Putin money to finance his war against Ukraine.
(2) David Frum, of the Atlantic magazine, has pointed out that there is really no
runner-up to Trump’s massive self-dealing.
(3) Biden beat Trump in 2020 by seven million votes, which Trump will still not
admit.