“My name on Kennedy’s Center or I’ll make it go broke.”
“My name on Kennedy’s Center or I will tear it down.”
Yes, Donald really made such threats. Is he just blowing smoke?
No, he wants his name up everywhere or he’ll have a meltdown.

Well, that’s so much for culture, what about the AI threat?
Trump says the AI threat’s a hoax, of that he’s confident.
At least that’s what we are assured, so there’s no need to fret.
Truth Social posts say we have a “high IQ president.” (1)

Can our poor nation make it through Trump’s mastery of high tech?
If everything just goes to hell, will we know whom to blame?
With peristalsis of Trump’s gut now threatening to wreck (2)
Our western culture, should we let him referee the game?

Trump’s major, if not only goal is cash in his account.
Trump’s name up everywhere assures a pharaoh-like renown. (3)
With both of these, fraud flows out from an ever-flowing fount.
We cannot say we were not warned Trump wants to wear a crown.

With science, foreign policy reduced to business deals,
Experts and diplomats all gone, just business cronies sent,
And Congress and Republicans both acting like trained seals,
We do not need to look hard to find where our culture went.

Corruption, tariffs, more inflation, and war in Iran,
It looks like Donald’s GI tract emitted a huge mess.
Could all this pile of feces be expelled by just one man
Without the help of voters? No. It’s our fault, we confess.

(1) Truth Social post, September 13, 2026
(2) Trump repeatedly states that he trusts his gut.
(3) Consider Ramses II and Tutankhamon