She tells him what he wants to hear
So Donald Trump keeps Ms. Harp near.
What do we know of Natalie,
This whisperer in Donald’s ear?

A sycophant, dressed nattily,
(Who’s criticized quite cattily.)
She writes love letters, sings his praise,
Like Trump’s the Man from Galilee.

Is this true love or just a phase?
Just glowing embers or a blaze?
Because she screens the news he sees,
Trump never sees a nasty phrase.

Trump’s narcissism: a disease,
That sycophants must try to please.
The man whom Harp regards as king,
Smells fragrant when he cuts the cheese.

Through thick and thin, Ms Harp will cling
To Donald though alarm bells ring.
She served although she wasn’t cleared (1)
To hear Trump’s private blithering.

It’s clear that Natalie’s endeared
Herself to Donald, who is cheered
To have his loyal serving wench
Keep him from reading how he’s jeered.

Though Trump is now viewed as the Grinch,
(Like Louis XVI, of the French,) (2)
Perfumed reports from Natalie,
Mean Donald can’t detect his stench.

(1) Multiple news services reported that Natalie worked in the White House for
over a year without a standard security clearance.
(2) You might recall that Louis XVI was beheaded in 1793 during the French
Revolution. The monarchy was abolished.