The Greatest Of All Time, the GOAT,
From Trump, that is a recent quote.
He says the term applies to him.
But soon, we’ll put that to a vote.

Trump’s ego’s pumped up to the brim,
But GOAT is a Trump antonym.
For GOATs do not cause such a mess.
Is “pig” a better synonym?

The facts that Trump wants to suppress:
High prices and financial stress,
Caused by his tariffs and his war,
Are listed daily in the press.

It’s narcissism to the core,
Exuding from Trump’s every pore,
That makes him think he’s nonpareil,
A god whom we should all adore.

Just what made Donald’s ego swell?
He never ran his business well.
In government, he’s not so hot.
Our reputation’s gone to hell.

He’s advertised he can be bought,
And look at all the cash he got,
While average folks think they’ve been had.
But, now it looks like he’s been caught.

Since Donald was a little lad,
The records show that he’s been bad.
So, he looks nothing like the GOAT.
Let us hand him his hat and coat.