Trump’s coprophagic sycophants are all known by their smell
From eating Donald’s feces, making brains not function well.
Such sycophants, with noses browned, will all be cast aside
As soon as they give Trump bad press, they’re gone, some crucified.

Mice also get Alzheimer’s and when young mice eat their shit,
They come down with the same disease. So, how does this all fit?
“Mouseheimer’s” is transgenic, mimicking our sad disease. (2)
What’s this imply for Trumpists? Why do their brains turn to cheese?

All mice are coprophagic, as are Donald’s sycophants,
A practice that we’re taught as children, we should view askance.
For hepatitis, cholera, typhoid, and parasites,
May be transmitted to all those with fecal appetites.

The Parabacteroides species from the murine ass, (3)
Is implicated in dementia’s spread, though it seems crass.
The Parabacteroides species growing in Trump’s gut
Should be a warning to us all: do not kiss Donald’s butt.

Both Noem and Bondi, Trump ass kissers, were tossed on the dump.
Now, when we hear them speaking, will they start stumbling like Trump?
When they both worked for Donald Trump, they swallowed his BS.
Now, when we watch them on the news will we see them regress?

We’ve not been taught Alzheimer’s is infectious, heretofore.
Will Trumpists advance science? Could they open a new door? (4)
The mouse brain and the MAGAt brain may share a property:
That coprophagy, mouse or man, may cost one’s sanity.

(1) Coprophagy is the practice of eating feces. It is common in mice and less
common in humans.
(2) There is a strain of gene-engineered mice that get “Mousheimer’s” disease,
resembling human Alzheimer’s. Their feces can apparently transmit
Mousheimer’s to other mice by the oral-fecal route.
(3) Parabacteroides goldsteinii. See Li, Ziyun, et al, Front Microbiol, 2025, Sept
11: 16; 1618892
(4) Zhang, Y, et al, Mol Psychiatry, 2023: Oct 28 (10)4421-4437. And Liu, J, et al,
npj Biofilms Microbiome 11, 137 2025