Both Donald and Bibi announced they’ve attacked.
(Because they’re in trouble and need to distract?)
From Bibi’s corruption and Donald Trump’s sex.
If there were elections, they both would get sacked.
Will Epstein’s files show us whom Trump’s schlong injects?
Did that lead to this war, which Donald directs?
Are there any good guys that we should root for,
As Trump’s causing chaos with world-wide effects?
Trump dropped lots of bombs and he didn’t yell, “Fore!”
The whole Middle East has erupted in war.
Will Trump make a mess like Bush did in Iraq?
Is Donald’s support cracking in his hard core?
A deal with Iran had been signed by Barack.
Which Trump promptly tore up but now wants it back.
Iran had agreed to forgo an A-bomb.
Why Trump’s opposition? Hint: Obama’s black.
Trump started a war, and did so with aplomb.
Khamenei neglected to sing Donald’s psalm.
So far, it’s unclear if Trump’s planned an endgame.
Trump revels in chaos and cannot stand calm.
What outcome does Donald Trump hope he can claim?
If it turns out badly, then whom will he blame?
Trump turned on his fans, flinging shit everywhere.
And now he risks lighting the whole world aflame.
Trump’s limitless ego has now been laid bare,
(In case doubts were being expressed anywhere.)
Trump told us his power cannot be opposed.
The whole Middle East now has brown underwear.
Once Donald’s decided, the matter is closed.
At home and abroad, all that Trump has proposed,
You must obey promptly, or Trump’s GI tract
Will empty on you; you’ll be fecally hosed.
Khamenei was killed when Trump’s bombers attacked, (2)
The Congress informed, only after the fact.
Will Trump seek approval of any new pact?
Might one more impeachment be Trump’s final act?
(1)February 27, 2026, an attack that has apparently been in the works for
weeks, if not months. Congress was not consulted.
(2)Iran admitted this on March 1. Trump has said both that the new
regime is willing to talk to him and, at the same time, urges the people
of Iran to rise up and overthrow their current government.