Invertebrates suddenly growing a spine,
Tiktaalik Roseae has crawled from the brine, (1)
With a brand new conscience (as this vote implies;)
Our Congress demanded the files of Epstein.

Evolution explains how species arise,
No need for a deity to supervise.
But when Donald said, “Go ahead and vote, ‘Yea’”
Republican gonads all increased in size.

Rich men raping children: no longer okay.
Trump caught with his pants down? What will MAGA say?
The minds of Republicans are all confused.
Will sordid, male privilege become foul play?

There can be no doubt that kids have been abused.
And no doubt that Trump’s DOJ has been used,
To hide all the evidence of foul misdeeds,
Especially those of which Trump’s been accused.

Ex Prince, “Randy Andy” has reaped for his deeds
The wrath of King Charles, for when royalty breeds
Outside of their station, their House is disgraced,
The last thing the pomp of the English crown needs.

What Donald has done may not just be bad taste
But actual crimes which cannot be erased,
By constant denials of what’s in plain sight,
For which Trump is well-known, repeated, bald-faced.

The Congress has finally done something right.
It’s sad that it’s taken a decades-long fight.
But justice for what Epstein and his friends did
Is now being asked for by both Left and Right.

Though they’ve bowed to Donald and whims of his Id,
Now thoughts that he willingly might rape a kid—
Has helped our invertebrates evolve a spine,
And vote to demand, “Let the light of truth shine!”

(1)Tiktaalik Rosea, one of the first creatures to walk out of the water and
wriggle on the land, about 375 million years ago.