Your Subway shop’s started arms dealing,
And made federal agents start squealing.
Mustard, onion smell,
An ICE agent’s hell,
One jury found this quite appealing. (1)

When ICE shows up starting arresting,
Here is a new way of protesting:
Don’t just huff and puff
But sling some foodstuff,
And juries will find you’re just jesting.

Are ICE agents browning their britches,
Confronting crowds armed with sandwiches,
Who won’t take a bite,
But start a food fight,
How can ICE fight such sons of bitches?

ICE agents and Border Patrollers,
Are not finding many consolers.
Behaving like thugs,
Becoming spark plugs,
Derided by internet trollers.

We’ve all seen ICE agents be cruel.
To decent folks, that just adds fuel,
Igniting protest
By those who detest
The cruelty of Miller’s rule. (2)

(1)Sean Dunn, a DC resident was found not guilty of assault for throwing
a Subway sandwich at a Border Patrol officer wearing a bullet-proof
vest.
(2)The cruelty of ICE, when arresting brown skinned people, both
undocumented and American citizens, seems to emanate from
Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller, who seems to favor no
immigration at all, particularly by people with dark skins.