October 28, Donald Doodle (1-parody of ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’)

Trump is a demented crook but Kamala’s not perfect,
Female, leftie, with black genes: for some, each is a defect.
Right wing Christians are opposed to reproductive choices.
Kamala’s for women’s choice and says, “Let’s raise our voices.”

Chorus:
Trump’s dementia’s getting worse, and he is a liar.
If elected, he will set democracy on fire.

Tucker Carlson, JD Vance, give womenfolk the shivers.
Donald sets our teeth on edge with each speech he delivers.
Trump disgusted generals with his unhinged behavior.
Yet his raucous, MAGA crowd views Donald as their savior.

Chorus:
Trump’s demented, we can hear, speaking in word salad.
His complaint his loss was rigged is totally invalid.

Trumpists know their man’s a crook and that should be concerning.
That should leave us all with headaches and our stomachs churning.
Trump’s a fraud, convicted felon, and female abuser.
Six bankruptcies show, in business, Donald is a loser.


Chorus:
Trump supporters do not care; so, what is their basis?
Bigotry, misogyny, stupidity debase us.

Ladies know that Trump thinks women ought to lie below him.
Now he fears that Kamala is poised to overthrow him.
Donald’s also bothered by her African genetics.
And his shorts look like he’s overdosed on diuretics.

Chorus:
Donald Trump is panicking; women might defeat him.
Donald’s ego cannot stand that Kamala might beat him.

Billionaires are certain that the Donald is a phony.
But they’ll get a big tax cut if they buy him a pony.
So, we might elect a man who wants to be dictator.
If you disagree with him, then that makes you a traitor.

Chorus:
Donald Trump is envious of young Arnold Palmer.
If his wife was nice to him, then Donald might be calmer.


(1) May be sung to “Yankee Doodle.” The Wikipedia article on the origin of the song is very interesting. The 18th century meaning of “macaroni” in the song we all know clears up some confusion.