November 1, Abortion in Texas (parody to “The Yellow Rose of Texas”)
They wrote a law in Texas for dodging Roe v Wade.
If you aid an abortion, then you must be afraid,
That you may face a lawsuit from people you don’t know,
Who want to claim a bounty just to augment their cash flow.
What’s “aiding an abortion?” The definition’s broad.
All drivers to the clinic, effectively outlawed.
Someone who spoke with favor about your right to choose
May face a lawsuit for ten grand, the bounty if they lose.
There isn’t an exception for rape or for incest.
All fetuses, God given: in Texas they are blessed.
When SCOTUS held a hearing, the Justices seemed pissed,
For Texas tried to bypass them and made their feces list.
There’s a sneaky law in Texas which SCOTUS may abort,
Protecting their position, as Court of Last Resort.
If Texas should prevail here, then any other state
Might disregard all federal laws that they wish to castrate.