May 15, The Lawsuit Blues (1)
I got a feelin’ called the blues, Oh Lord
Since she sued me for assault.
Lord, who knew she’d blow a fuse
And the court find me at fault, Oh Lord?
One day my pecker went astray;
Now they say that I must pay.
Not my type, not my type,
Oh, wait, she looked like Marla.
Lord, I would admit it if she’d call me, “Sweet daddy.”
Had a beautiful dream.
I can’t believe it’s all over,
Held to account, it seems.
It’s just my style to cop a feel,
I just could not believe her “no!” was real.
They found me liable;
I’ve got the Lawsuit Blues.
Well, I’m in love, I’m in love with myself; I’m a star.
It’s just that simple for me.
Yes, I’m in love, I’m in love with myself; I’m a star.
Everyone else should love me.
I groped and I stroked; and she said that I poked.
Then she pushed me away.
And then she went and sued me.
And now I have to pay.
I’ve got a feelin’ called the blues, Oh Lord
Since I groped her in the store.
Lord, this is the kind of news
That a star like me deplores, Oh Lord.
On that day she told me, “goodbye,”
I wasn’t there, or was I?
Who did her? I didn’t,
I would, no I wouldn’t.
Lord, all women ought to think of me as, “Sweet daddy.”
Such a beautiful dream,
It should have all blown over.
She didn’t even scream.
I love to grope and cop a feel
Lord, when you’re a star, it is no big deal.
But now I’m liable;
I’ve got the Lawsuit Blues.
- May be sung to “The Lovesick Blues,” a 1921 Tin Pan Alley song, by Cliff Friend and Irving Mills. It was recorded by Hank Williams in 1948 and was an instant hit as a country and western song. My favorite version on YouTube is by Brandi Carlisle.