Chorus:
Don’t be fooled by Donald Trump;
He does not care for you.
Don’t give in to his bigotry,
For he will screw you, too.
It’s ego that makes Donald run;
He can’t admit he failed.
He wants to stiff his creditors
And hopes he’ll not be jailed.

Verse:
The Donald’s running one more time since he got beat by Joe.
He’s still the same old Donald, with his “pants on fire” glow.
The courts ruled him a sexual predator and business fraud.
And now convicted felon; why would anyone applaud?

He cheats on wives; he cheats on taxes, and he’s known to lie.
His speeches are word salad, and that problem might imply
The onset of dementia. (There’s a family history.)
He lacks redeeming features; that’s a rapid summary.

Chorus:
Verse:
Trump’s ethics: situational. They’re just what profits him.
The chances that he won’t cheat you are known to be quite slim.
His views of truth and justice are thus on a sliding scale.
So maybe it is no surprise that Donald’s out on bail.

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Verse:
Joe Biden’s aged in office, so he will not run again.
He will rely on Kamala to do the Donald in.
Around the world, democracies smell their shorts turning brown.
It’s vital to the planet that she keeps Trump from the crown.