January 31, Spines and Testicles

Mike Johnson has no spine, nor evidence of testicles.
And his cell phone rings when his son is watching “pornicles.”
He’s Donald Trump’s lap dog, familiar with Trump’s hemorrhoids,
As evidence confirms: Mike’s nasal tip is melanoid.

Mike always checks with Trump before he puts bills on the floor.
Trump has Mike on his hook; Mike’s an exhausted albacore.
Our Congress holds the purse; the Constitution is quite clear; (1)
When Trump impounds the funds, then Johnson simply quakes in fear.

Pete Hegseth is a drunk but now he’s running DOD.
He’s aiding Donald Trump in retribution perfidy.
Mark Milley earned four stars plus four bronze stars for bravery. (2)
No wonder he’s a threat to Donald’s craven knavery. (3)

The Senate GOP, confirming Donald’s nominees,
Suggests to everyone, that they endorse Trump’s villainies.
It is quite obvious whose anus they must osculate.
And Senators all know which standards they must mutilate.

There was an airplane crash at Ronald Reagan National;
At Trump’s news conference, we saw he was irrational.
For Trump blamed DEI, which was based on his “common sense.”
Or is it common nonsense, speaking without evidence?

Now Trump wants Kash Patel to be chief of the FBI,
Thus, making senators kiss competence concerns, “bye, bye.”
Donald will use Kash as his instrument to persecute.
So, disagree with Trump, and he’ll tell Kash to prosecute.

Here comes H5N1 and RFK in HHS.
With Trump and RFK, we’ll have another Covid mess.
An anti-vaccine stance is medical stupidity.
Kennedy in HHS: a complete absurdity.

It’s clear that Donald Trump wants to dismantle government.
That’s why he nominates incompetents for management.
Do they all understand Trump wants to kill their agency?
Their mission is to fail; what’s worse is Donald’s blatancy.

(1) United States Constitution, Article 1, Section 7.
(2) General Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Trump. You may recall that Trump did not serve because of “bone spurs.”
(3) General Milley said that he was loyal to the Constitution, not a man or “wannabe dictator.” November 12, 2020, and September 29, 2023.