Chorus:
Grift and graft, grift and graft, Trump’s all grift and graft.
When you’re standing close to him, graft’s fetid odors waft.
Graft and grift, graft and grift, Trump’s all graft and grift.
If you buy Trump’s crypto con, beware, for you’ll get stiffed.
Verse 1:
If you vote for Trump, you should realize,
He thinks you’re a chump, swallowing his lies.
Promises are fake; let this be your guide:
We are watching Donald take the whole world for a ride.
Verse 2:
Donald runs his con and his MAGAts bite.
They have faith in Don, that he’s always right.
Prices are too high, Donald promised low,
MAGAts still buy Donald’s lies, though doubts begin to grow.
Chorus:
Grift and graft, grift and graft, Trump’s all grift and graft.
When you’re standing close to him, graft’s fetid odors waft.
Graft and grift, graft and grift, Trump’s all graft and grift.
If you buy Trump’s crypto con, beware, for you’ll get stiffed.
Verse 3:
We elected Trump for the second time,
Heading for the dump, from his slime and crime.
Donald is enriched from his crypto scam.
Donald’s star, to which we’re hitched, is fueled by flim flam.
Verse 4:
Donald’s wealth has grown from emoluments.
He wants a golden throne and marble monuments.
He will put his name on everything in sight.
He thinks this brings lasting flame; instead it’s lasting blight.
Verse 5:
Donald is corrupt, everything for sale
Ethics have been shtupped; folks should go to jail. (1)
Donald’s favors flow, if you will donate.
That’s what makes Trump’s riches grow; corruption is innate.
(1) Shtup, crude Yiddish term for sexual intercourse.
