Now Trump demands we kneel and kiss his anal sphincter ring,
While he adorns the Oval Office with gold-painted bling.
A monarch, Pope, dictator: Trump thinks he is Lord of All.
He thinks he helps Republicans when we all vote this fall.

Democracy has little place in Donald Trump’s world view.
If his decisions and his actions come under review,
In free and fair elections, he’s aware that he might lose.
His ego will not stand for that; the thought lights Donald’s fuse.

He foolishly began a war without a plan to win,
And prices rose on everything, to everyone’s chagrin.
Trump’s cozy with dictators: Vladimir and Xi Jinping,
Like them, he clearly wants to be in charge of everything.

As if Iran were not enough, Trump’s also trashing trade,
With tariffs against everyone, he’s earned a failing grade.
Now Canada is so pissed off they might join the EU.
Since Trump won’t keep agreements, might Mexico join the queue?

Next, Donald’s turning to AI, which he wants to rename.
He’ll change AI to SI; that’s the standard in Trump’s game. (1)
He’ll have someone of “high IQ” deciding policy, (2)
Reporting to the President, so Trump keeps primacy.

He’s named a new Commission for Autonomous Warfare. (3)
With guys like Musk and Hegseth….just imagine how we’ll fare.
They’ll let AI decide whom, when, and where we should attack.
If AI launches missiles, humans cannot call them back. (4)

Can Donald fire his new SI, if it should disagree
With his own half-baked schemes, will Donald call that treachery?
Will Donald Trump ask SI for advice on getting rich?
And, when it learns that Trump’s a fraud, will SI be a snitch?

(1) Trump wants to change from “artificial intelligence” to “super intelligence.”
(2) He said he would do that but are there any “high IQ” people working for
him?
(3) His proposed Autonomous Warfare Commission will potentially give SI
unreviewable power over warfare. (That’s probably better than having
Trump and Hegseth making decisions.)
(4) What could possibly go wrong?