Life started in the sea and now its sea shells speak to us. (2)
The meaning in this number, Todd Blanche says, is scurrilous. (3)
As “eighty six” and “forty seven,” they are treasonous.
Is there a hidden meaning? Are these numbers ominous?

Our numerologists tell us…this number is a prime.
Is there a magic message signaling impending crime?
For, “eighty six” is a slang term that means, “delete” or “dump,”
And “forty seven” is used to refer to Donald Trump.

But Donald tells us his mob friends use “eighty six,” for “kill.”
(In restaurants, it’s used when there’s an order they can’t fill.)
So, “eighty six” can be benign and yet, subliminal.
And, next to “forty seven,” in Trump’s mind, is criminal.

Now Todd Blanche, Trump’s attorney, is indicting “enemies”
Of Donald Trump as he directs; (beware if you displease.)
The DOJ has morphed into the Donald Trump Law Firm,
Demanding praise of Donald: criticism, a foul germ.

The scurrilous Jim Comey had once led the FBI.
As Donald found out early, Jim was not his kind of guy.
So Donald fired Comey; now Jim wanders on the shore
Where seashells that he’s photographed have caused a huge uproar.

Some jokester had arranged some in a way that made Trump sweat,
Jim Comey’s Facebook picture, Donald Trump took as a threat. (4)
Since Donald’s mind has slowed down some, it took him a whole year
To figure out the seashell number should provoke his fear.

The seashell number, says Todd Blanche, gives him cause to indict.
So, once more Comey goes to court where Donald wants to fight.
All legal commentators see no merit, one more time.
But Comey wasn’t loyal, which to Trump’s a grievous crime.

(1) 8,647 is the 1,077th prime number, a number divisible only by itself and 1.
47, the number used to refer to Trump’s second presidency, is also a prime.
If you are unmoved by this curiosity, you are in good company.
(2) Organisms with shells probably first arose in great numbers in the
Cambrian Explosion, about 500 million years ago.
(3) Todd Blanche is auditioning to replace Pam Bondi as Attorney General.
(4) Comey found, photographed and posted a seashell arrangement of “86 47”
in a walk on the seashore of North Carolina on May 15, 2025.