The insufficient sycophant is gone.
Pam could not keep Trump’s sins out of the news.
The Epstein stories just went on and on,
Suggesting sleaze that no one should excuse.

Though Pam fired everyone Trump did not like,
And sought indictments for his “enemies,”
Trump wanted all their heads stuck on a pike,
His appetite for vengeance, a disease.

Pam Bondi did her best to kiss Trump’s ass,
And leaves her office with her nose stained brown.
She found that all Trump’s gold was really brass,
And swam in sewage, lucky to not drown.

Pam Bondi is now gone and won’t be missed,
Forever reeking of the ass she kissed.