The “hoax” of Global Warming’s causing flooding in the West.
The storms’ increased intensity, a most unwelcome guest.
Our scientists have placed the blame on burning fossil fuels.
But Donald says, “Don’t listen to these Democratic fools.

Big windmills have obstructed Donald’s Scottish golf course views.
And solar power is a plot by crafty Chinese Jews.
The Dow Jones is at record heights and Donald’s getting rich.
So, what’s a little flooding? Just a temporary glitch.

Big forest fires throughout the West give Newsom a headache.
So Trump tells Californians to get out there with a rake
And clean the forest floors. Someone in Finland told him that.
But Margie Greene calls fires what Jewish Space Lasers begat.

Neglecting vaccination’s making MAGA kiddies ill.
The measles just broke out again; send RFK the bill.
This anti-vaxxer’s HHS is making people sick.
Will Hegseth or will RFK be Trump’s most deadly pick?

Now Trump is bombing “drug boats” without showing evidence
And seizing oil tankers; so Maduro’s getting tense.
But Epstein’s files are coming out, though it’s like pulling teeth.
We’ll have to wait to see what Trump’s “best friend” may yet bequeath.

Trump’s kingdom is in trouble and we know who caused it all.
It’s obvious it’s Donald; only he won’t make the call.
The voters put him in again; this problem’s no surprise:
To be expected from a man whose currency is lies.

Republicans stay sycophantic, though some cracks now show.
One big surprise is MTG, who’s told us she will go.
Some other former Trumpist faithful say they’ll quit, like Greene,
The biggest mass defection that Mike Johnson’s ever seen.

And we can see the pressure is disturbing Donald’s mind.
His posts are quite irrational, psychologists opined.
Still, Donald has three years to go. Does that make JD squirm?
Those three years are not guaranteed, for Donald is infirm.