Is Donald’s pissing on the press,
Revealing signs of his distress,
Dementia growing in his brain?
That is an educated guess.

Is Donald’s brain circling the drain,
Attempts to hide it all in vain?
Alzheimer’s may be marching on,
Like a relentless, spreading stain.

Before his brain’s completely gone,
We should expect Trump’s usual con.
For Trump will not be somnolent,
Or passive, or just woebegone.

When it’s at its most virulent,
Dementia’s sometimes violent.
While other patients fade away,
With “absences” most prevalent.

Disease advancing, day by day,
With Trump’s frustration on display.
“Word salad speech,” that we’ve all heard,
Signs that our doctors can’t delay.

Dementia is, by some, inferred;
Progression cannot be obscured.
So much reported by the press,
Ignoring it becomes absurd.

Trump’s mental processes, a mess,
Now the whole world is in distress.
Mentation swirling ‘round the drain,
The gath’ring storm, a hurricane.