Trump’s record of cheating in business
Is pretty well-known, far and wide.
And his reputation for lying,
With cheating, stands right by its side.

And since we put Trump back in office,
It’s certainly not a surprise,
That leaving things up to his judgment,
Has proven to be quite unwise.

Trump’s charging all countries large tariffs,
Which we all know act as a tax.
And therefore, all prices are rising,
Since Trump is ignoring plain facts.

Trump’s earned a new title: “El TACO,”
Because “Trump Always Chicken’s Out.”
He’s had to back off many tariffs;
Price rises don’t whisper; they shout.

Although Trump denies it, he’s sinking.
Approval falls, poll after poll.
As everyone paying attention
Thinks of Donald Trump in control.

As we contemplate Trump’s ascendence,
And perhaps a Trump dynasty,
Anal sphincters may start to loosen
At the thought of, “His Majesty.”

Trump’s murdering sailors in speedboats.
Whom he claims were transporting drugs.
But all we have is Trump’s assurance.
When asked to present proof, he shrugs.