With Trump as president, the world needs Tylenol.
For Trump, as president, gives headaches to us all.
Not only pregnant women need more pain relief,
A lot of folks are saying, “Donald Trump? Good grief.”

CEOs, professors, whom Trump is shaking down,
Ask themselves this question, “Why must we serve this clown?”
Alcohol, tobacco, and even harder drugs,
Are sought by everyone whom Trump stepped on like bugs.

Now Donald’s also tweeting his vaccine advice,
Based on his misconceptions. Who will pay the price?
Trump lacks any knowledge in immunology.
RFK is Tweedle Dum; Trump is Tweedle Dee

With Trump as president, all enemies, beware!
Trump’s ordered retribution, which, to him, is fair.
Pam Bondi does his bidding at the DOJ.
Now they’ve indicted Comey, MAGAts shout, “Hooray!”

Trump must look up to Comey, who stands six feet eight,
Brewing in Trump’s ego both jealousy and hate.
So Comey’s been indicted on a Trumped-up charge.
The facts and law don’t matter when Trump orders, “Charge!”

Comey’s been indicted; the charge–telling a lie.
To lie’s OK for Donald; truth does not apply.
Lies are also OK, for Donald’s sycophants,
So, he is surrounded by folks in flaming pants.

There’ll be more indictments, like Schiff, Letitia James.
They weren’t nice to Donald; now he’ll smear their names.
What is Donald’s motive? What does he hope to gain?
Simply retribution: he likes inflicting pain.

The DOJ’s his weapon, there to do his will.
Commands he gives to Bondi must give him a thrill.
Trump’s hell-bent on vengeance; hear how he rants and raves.
But, when seeking vengeance, remember, dig two graves.

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