We’re flailing Trump’s feces with multiple fans.
Was Donald massaged by fourteen year old hands?
He’s netted five billion from his crypto grift,
But Epstein’s ghost still haunts the rest of his plans.

Trump ran to make money, gave ethics short shrift.
More power and cash give his spirits a lift.
Relations with women, a discordant note,
His past bites his ass, to detractors, a gift.

Fox News really tries to make Biden the goat.
But some Trumpists may reconsider their vote.
Though Trump blamed Joe Biden for every price rise,
Now prices rise more, (which Trump’s tariffs promote.)

The most loyal Trumpists may now realize
That most of what Trump says is a pack of lies,
And all of his tariffs are just one more tax.
Economists tell us this is no surprise.

Trump feeling the heat, has stepped up his attacks
On media, Democrats, and proven facts.
He lost to Joe Biden; Putin’s a dirt bag.
In the life Donald led, were morals too lax?

Each night on the news we can see Trump’s jowls sag,
This time it looks like Donald hit a big snag.
The life he has led is what fouls up his plans.
He can’t fix it all by just hugging the flag.

When big hunks of feces hit multiple fans,
With most of Trump’s problems caused by his own hands,
(And ladies will tell you, also by his glands,)
Truth’s hitting the fan and it’s making demands.