Trump envisions a new installation,
National pride risks total ablation.
Mount Rushmore’s the place
That Trump wants his face,
For veneration and adulation.

Now a subject of wild speculation,
What might come from the Mount’s violation?
Though Donald may fume
There’s not enough room,
Then a critic had a revelation.

It might be a gross miscalculation,
Even risking project cancellation.
There’s room for a putz
And for two small nuts,
Would Trump think that’s an emasculation?

This suggestion requires contemplation
And it may even need legislation.
If someone’s a dick,
Then carving his prick,
Might provoke Trumpist horripilation.

Known for lying and confabulation,
Should Trump join the four-star constellation? (1)
Though George, Tom, and Ted,
And Abe are long dead,
Would they get cardiac fibrillation?

(1)The four presidents carved on Mount Rushmore are: George
Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham
Lincoln.