There is no fig leaf big enough to cover Donald’s schlong.
His repeated “innuendoes” have gone on far too long.
The teeny bopper implications spoil most appetites;
But this is a no limit game, no amber or red lights.

Has Trump done something awful? Our suspicions grow each day.
Ghislaine and Jeffrey procured ladies so rich men could play.
Some women now are speaking up, since twenty years have passed,
Detailing exploitation, painful blast from Donald’s past.

The DOJ and White House aides have all put on brown pants
To march straight into Hell when Donald Trump commands, “Advance!”
They’re fighting for their president to keep his honor clean. (1)
But for the things Trump may have done, they have no new vaccine.

And RFK would be no help in treating Trump disease.
For RFK just put vaccine research in his deep freeze.
What might be good for Donald’s health or for the USA,
Is way beyond the intellect of folks like RFK.

Trump’s mess seems way too big to simply sweep beneath the rug,
For all of Trump’s distractions leave too many holes to plug.
Suspicions grow that Donald has done something really bad.
And some of his supporters now may think that they’ve been had.

It’s hard to back Trump heart and soul, when you think he’s a creep,
Especially for Christians who learn, “What you sow, you reap.” (2)
So, can the MAGAts look away from every Trump misdeed,
Excusing all the things he’s done, denying Scripture’s creed?

The White House can’t get past the bulge that’s caused by Donald’s schlong,
Since Donald’s disrespect for law has gone on decades long.
Just money, sex, and power best describe Trump’s appetites,
As should be clear to all who watch Trump blow through all red lights.

(1)See the Marine Corps Hymn, music by Jacques Offenbach, 1867, lyric
by an unknown author.
(2)See Paul’s letter to the Galatians, 6: 1-18.