Since Norway withheld the Nobel Prize from Trump,
His penchant for peace has gone into a slump. (1)
Trump now must have Greenland; his feelings were hurt.
And that means all NATO must be on alert.

Trump must have the Nobel, or he’ll throw a fit,
When he has desires, the whole world must submit.
And, if the EU makes a contrary stand,
Trump says he’ll raise tariffs so their goods are banned.

Obama was given a Nobel Peace Prize.
So was Jimmy Carter, though, in Donald’s eyes,
He’s much more deserving, for he’s stopped eight wars, (2)
Brought peace everywhere, which the whole world ignores.

It’s true ICE is shooting our citizens here, (3)
But white, Christian males should have nothing to fear.
ICE hunts mostly brown folks; Trump can’t let them stay.
(They should know they’re not welcome here anyway.)

Make Europe white Christian; that’s what Nazis tried,
Before they were finished: six million Jews died.
Trump’s not that extreme yet, at least not so far,
Though he admires Putin, the murderous tsar.

But, now I’m digressing, Trump wants that damn prize.
Obama and Carter: make Trump’s pressure rise.
To Donald, Greenland is a real estate deal.
His ego demands it, buy, borrow, or steal. (4)

Vlad Putin is gleeful, for this means Ukraine
Is his for the taking; NATO’s on the wane.
And Xi will get Taiwan; ‘twill be like Hong Kong,
As each shows the whole world the length of his schlong.

(1)New York Times, front page, January 20, 2026
(2)Israel and Hamas, Israel and Iran, Pakistan and India, Rwanda and
Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and
Ethiopia, Serbia and Kosovo. How many of these could Trump find on
a map?
(3)Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good to death, January 7, 2026
(4)Among Trump’s ruminations about Greenland