Trump’s trysts with the teenies provided by Jeff,
Has right-wingers asking him, “WTF?” (1)
Trump wants to distract and bring this to a close,
So he won’t be seen as a king without clothes.

His base turns against him. What can Donald do?
He’s constantly stepping in his own doo doo.
Trump does not shoot drugs, does not drink alcohol.
But everyone knows Donald Trump likes to ball.

Now RFK’s working to cripple vaccines.
In the next flu season we’ll learn what this means.
But even with RFK costing us lives,
The ghost of Jeff Epstein still gives Donald hives.

Will his priapism bring poor Donald down?
Or a flu pandemic soon tarnish his crown?
We’ll watch and we’ll listen to Trump obfuscate
And guys like Joe Rogan as they castigate.

It seems Donald can’t learn to keep his mouth shut.
He opens it and kicks himself in the butt.
His word salad nonsense digs a deeper hole.
We’re certain that’s not his original goal.

Can Trump gerrymander his way out of this?
Redistrict in Texas, avoid the abyss?
New York, California say they will fight back,
All putting democracy under attack.

If Donald Trump simply had kept his pants on,
The Epstein imbroglio would be long gone.
But chasing the teenies provided by Jeff,
Has his MAGAts asking, “Hey, WTF?”

(1)“WTF,” pronounced, “Dubya T F”