Pam Bondi set the standard for despicability,
Adding new dimensions to reprehensibility.
The way she treated Congress: openly contemptible.
Except perhaps to Donald Trump, she was detestable. (1)

Pam publicly kissed Donald’s “ring” and seemed immune to shame.
The news reports she “kissed the ring,” but here’s another name.
“Ring” is the bowdlerized form. What they’d really like to say,
Is, “ass,” the common parlance, a word we hear every day.

To help insult the Congress members, Pam brought in a book
Of what they had been searching for when she gave them a look
At “unredacted Epstein Files” held by the DOJ. (2)
She used it, planning her insults, to bat questions away. (3)

Arriving at the hearing in a clear, combative mood,
She gave no one straight answers but relied on being rude.
Expressions on her face would range from frank disdainfulness,
To arrogant, to haughty, like a feudal baroness.

We’ve all seen Donald blithering when he confronts the press.
His frontal lobes are withering, some commentators guess.
And, abject genuflection by the minions of the king,
As shown by Noem and Bondi, has advanced to sickening.

As Donald and his supplicants assert rule over all,
Expect a lot of bullbleep as his sycophants stonewall.
Right now, a contest’s brewing in the servants Donald hired,
For insufficient supplication might mean they get fired.

Today, with Gabbard, Noem, and Bondi, Pam is in the lead.
Her rudeness to the Congress no one ever may exceed.
Is Pam in Trump’s good graces? If not, what more could she do?
Well, Epstein made suggestions; only prudes think they’re taboo.

(1)“Testimony” before the House Judiciary Committee, 2-11-2026.
(2)They still have lots of redactions, often protecting perpetrators and
exposing victims.
(3)MSNOW showed a photo of her prep book on TV.