The character witness that Trump trotted out
Has left some observers expressing some doubt.
Ghislaine Maxwell told us that Donald was cool
And not “inappropriate” with kids in school.

What does “inappropriate” mean to Ghislaine?
(Guess not all the women with whom Donald’s lain.)
What of adolescents, not yet out of school?
In Ms. Maxwell’s business, that’s breaking no rule.

Ghislaine’s reputation, suspicious at best,
A character witness? As you may have guessed,
Might not be persuasive to skeptics who know
That she pimped for Epstein, as court records show.

Ghislaine’s been convicted of sexual crime,
Procuring young ladies, corrupt sleaze and slime.
She now sits in prison and yearns to be free.
Might she say what Trump wants, beyond flattery?

Though Donald was Epstein’s pal for fifteen years,
He was a good boy, as were all of his peers.
Trump’s not inappropriate in Maxwell’s book.
But what is the worth of the word of a crook?

As character witnesses, choosing someone
Besides Jeff’s procurer, (someone we should shun,)
Would seem the best course to fulfill such a role,
Not just all the people whom Trump can control.

What Trumpist is known for his integrity?
For unquestioned character and dignity?
Someone unimpeachable, who’d testify
To Donald Trump’s character? Who’d qualify?

Well not Stephen Miller and not Kash Patel,
Not JD Vance either, he has the same smell.
Are character witnesses so hard to find
That Trump needs a pimp? That’s a bit of a bind.

With no one to vouch for Trump’s good character,
Unable to find a more skilled marketer,
That Trump might have diddled girls best left alone,
Remains in the news; Donald’s cover is blown.