Does Donald cause you headache pain?
Then take some Tylenol.
He’s flushed the country down the drain?
Then try some Tylenol.

Do you fear Donald’s blown a fuse?
Acetaminophen.
Do you fear Hegseth’s back on booze?
Acetaminophen.

Do you fear things have gone to pot?
Then try some edibles.
Is Donald Trump the best we’ve got?
Now we’ve got edibles.

Pot’s legal in a lot of states,
So try some THC.
You may enjoy the altered states.
You get from THC.

Do not trust the vaccine advice
From Trump or RFK.
They’re uninformed, to be concise.
Both Trump and RFK.

While RFK heads HHS,
He’s wrecked the CDC,
Research in science in distress,
In Bobby’s CDC.

Give tax cuts to our billionaires.
Try bourbon, maybe scotch?
Kick poor folks down the healthcare stairs.
Pain won’t be dulled by scotch.

Oktoberfest is in full swing.
So, try some Hofbrau Bier.
A “Beer Hall Putsch” to make Trump king? (1)
Und Prost! mit deutschem Bier?

Trump’s feces now have hit the fan
And we need pain relief.
To be the king is Donald’s plan.
The world cries for relief.

(1)In 1923, Hitler tried to overthrow the Weimar Republic with a rebellion
of sorts cooked up in a Munich Beer Hall.