Has Donald Trump been caught, pants around his knees?
If so, then for whom did he do his striptease?
At an Epstein party, was Trump the main show,
Just for younger women, whom he hoped to please?

When Epstein invited, Donald liked to go.
Lots of us think Donald would go with the flow.
Bondi tells the press, “There’s nothing there to see.”
Instead, if there’s too much, Donald’s problems grow.

Donald with his pants down: way too much to see.
“Wait!” I hear you say. “Trump doesn’t act for free.”
So, how was Donald paid? What was his reward?
Sleazy implications, MAGAts all agree.

Flights to Epstein’s island, Donald was aboard.
Jeffrey Epstein’s parties: Donald’s ox is gored.
Jeffrey got young ladies; men’s libidos roiled.
So, the current question: with whom has Trump scored?

Is the story Jeff and characters he soiled?
Was schmutz self-inflicted, as libidos boiled?
Donald’s public history, without Epstein’s aid,
Lies in wait to strike, a deadly serpent coiled.

First, the business ethics, Donald Trump has flayed,
Epstein’s sexy parties, legal games he played,
Easily fooled voters, on whom Donald preyed,
A stinking trail of sleaze that Trump can’t evade.

(Optional chorus to be inserted as the spirit moves:)
Donald Trump, Donald Trump, pants around your knees,
Did you drop your boxers, adding to the sleaze?
Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein’s file:
Your name pops up everywhere; Democrats all smile.