Trump says he’s been “exonerated” by the Epstein Files.
To claim exoneration has provoked some knowing smiles.
In football, baseball, basketball, who’d let Trump make a call?
(Trump wants to turn attention to elections held this Fall.)

Trump’s mentioned more than anyone in files that were released.
And, isn’t it naive to think Trump’s lying now has ceased?
Rich miscreants around the world are falling right and left.
While Donald’s happy as a clam, Prince Andrew is bereft.

Trump’s mentioned more than anyone in files that we have seen.
From what we know of Donald, do we think he’s squeaky clean?
Now Trump has even lost support of Rogan on the right. (1)
Who, in his right mind, really thinks that Donald’s claim is right?

Three million pages of the files still sit on Bondi’s desk.
They likely will show even more of Epstein’s gross burlesque.
Was Donald with his pants down part of Epstein’s folderol?
The press and Democrats demand that Bondi show it all.

Once Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were the best of friends.
And some think naked ladies were part of their sordid sins.
And Trump once said of Jeffrey that he liked his ladies young.
Did Donald slog with Jeffrey Epstein through his moral dung?

Today, our SCOTUS ruled that only Congress has the power
To levy tariffs, which made Donald spit and choke and glower.
Then Donald, in high dudgeon, gathered all the press in town,
To say he’ll still charge tariffs; (in his mind he wears a crown.)

And there’s one more distraction Donald may be planning: war.
He’s pissed at the Iranians, as he’s told us before.
Although we are in talks with them, diplomacy may crack.
Trump’s sent a naval task force; will he order an attack?

Will tariffs and a looming war serve Donald to distract
Attention from the Epstein Files that rack Trump’s GI tract?
Trump caused all of his problems: the tariffs, war, and sleaze.
He lives a life of chaos; lies with dogs, gets up with fleas

(1)Joe Rogan, the right wing podcaster.