Is anybody Donald Trump appointed competent?
It seems that loyalty to Donald must be absolute.
If they have any expertise, it’s just an accident.
To work for Trump, each time he farts, you must stand and salute.

Trump cheated on his first wife with his second wife to be,
Then cheated on his second wife with who became his third.
Then cheated on his third wife with a porn star, sleazily.
So, loyalty to Donald Trump would seem to be absurd.

Trump’s promised meritocracy has not yet come to pass.
When loyalty trumps competence, that’s what you would expect.
It’s hard to be productive with your nose up Donald’s ass.
When asked for an analysis, all Trump does is deflect.

So why is anyone surprised if FEMA’s paralyzed?
For Kristi Noem runs DHS and FEMA’s funds were cut.
A river prone to flood in Texas, flooded; she’s surprised.
A hundred deaths and climbing; these are facts she can’t rebut.

Now RFK’s protecting us from dyes on M&Ms,
With measles cases running wild, since Bobby’s anti-vax.
Should anybody dare to question Bobby’s stratagems,
AI will make up references to facts that back his acts.  (1)

Pam Bondi and the Epstein files: was there a client list?
She said there was; then said, “No, wait, there’s nothing here to see.” (2)
The MAGAtry is up in arms and Laura Loomer’s pissed.
Is Donald on the client list?  Smell the conspiracy?

And now we’ve learned that Hegseth paused arms shipments to Ukraine.
And Trump seemed unaware of it when questioned by the press. (3)
He stumbled in his comments when he was asked to explain.
It daily grows more obvious; his Cabinet’s a mess.

• In testimony before Congress, RFK Jr. presented a paper defending some of his actions with appended references that do not exist.
• Pam Bondi, after promising that the client list of the Epstein Files was on her desk for review before being released to the public, then changed her tune and said there was no such list and nothing to see.
• At a question period before a Cabinet meeting, Trump was caught by surprise when a questioner was better informed than he was about arms shipments to Ukraine.