We just got an edict from POTUS,
One we can’t appeal to the SCOTUS.
Don’t tell Trump the truth
Or, yea and forsooth,
It’s “Off with your head!,” without notice.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics
To Donald, is antagonistic.
Their last jobs report
Gave him no support
And Donald Trump just went ballistic.

Trump’s antrum was burning with acid. (1)
He proved that he can’t remain placid.
Your head on a pike
If Trump doesn’t like
Your numbers. He needs an antacid. (2)

The truth’s not what Donald was seeking
And we have all seen his ire peaking.
Truth tarnished his crown;
His shorts are stained brown;
For Trump’s anal sphincter is leaking.

Trump’s quite well-known for egotism,
Decayed now to sick narcissism.
So, make him look good,
Protect his manhood,
Or you’ll feel his antagonism.

(1)The gastric antrum, of course
(2)Trump fired Erika McEntarfer of the BLS because he didn’t like the
numbers in her latest jobs report.