Does Donald fear his weenie will show up in Epstein’s Files?
And fear the ladies who’ll recall and share their knowing smiles?
Republicans are fighting hard to not pick up the log
And let the vermin scurry out and set the world agog.

Mike Johnson, bless his craven heart, is trying to conceal
What Donald did or didn’t do, for Mike is Trump’s trained seal.
Trump acts like he is guilty of some really grave offense,
Like sex with girls not yet of age, for which there’s no defense.

The MAGAtry’s demanding all the files must be released.
Since Trump said he would do that, MAGAt clamor has not ceased.
Once Democrats just watched the show but now they’ve joined the throng.
The press is piling on, to join the cacophonic song.

The DOJ says this, says that; the mob won’t quiet down.
The story’s just too juicy; Washington’s a rumor town.
More victims now are speaking out; Trump’s enemies smell blood.
Might famous men be wounded and some others smeared with mud?

Toss bricks into a pile of hogs and see what comes of it.
You may conclude the one who’s squealing is the one you hit. (1)
It’s Trump who’s squealing loudest now, as everyone can hear.
Will we see Trumpists shedding tears while Democrats all cheer?

We know that Trump is self-indulgent; we know he’s a cheat.
In 2020’s vote, he can’t admit that he got beat. (2)
Trump thinks that he’s entitled to do anything he wants.
But now, mired deep in his own shit, the ghost of Epstein haunts.

(1) For this bit of rural wisdom, I am indebted to the Reverend Al Sharpton,
who attributed it to his grandmother.
(2) In Trumpist catechism, it is an article of faith that Joe Biden stole the 2020
election from Donald Trump. All the evidence says that Biden won.