Just Donald’s own concept of morality
Constrains his desires to acquire property.
Down south he seeks oil and up north he seeks land.
And troops sally forth under Donald’s command.

Trump sort of respects international law,
Moreso power and force; watch out Bogota! (2)
Though treaties are fine, Donald craves ownership,
Outright ownership, not NATO partnership. (3)

Trump’s coveting Greenland; its landmass looks vast.
It’s prime real estate, all of NATO, aghast.
Mercator projections make it look immense.
So Trump has to have it, though it makes no sense.

Trump says he’s stopped drugs coming here by the sea,
“Ninety seven percent,” in his fantasy. (4)
Now he’ll turn to the land; where will he go next?
Watch out! Mexico, as Trump’s muscles are flexed.

I would caution Norway, You’d better watch out.
Trump’s earned your Peace Prize; he says there is no doubt.
He has stopped eight wars and that should be enough. (5)
Give him that damn Peace Prize or things may get rough.

The morals of Donald may be summarized:
Great might defines right, (Stephen Miller surmised.) (6)
If you disagree, that’s defined as a crime.
With harsh penalties, as we saw on prime time. (7)

Trump’s manifestations of morality:
With ladies, misogynist rapacity,
In business, contractual dishonesty,
To all, it’s malodorous fecality.

(1)New York Times, January 9, 2026, front page.
(2)Trump is thinking of invading Columbia.
(3)Donald feels he needs to “own” Greenland.
(4)A number he apparently made up on the spot.
(5)Another fanciful claim made several times.
(6)Something Miller told a CNN reporter.
(7)The shooting of Renee Good in Minneapolis, 1-7-2026