El TACO Grande has achieved the closure of the Strait. (1)
Iran, the new gatekeeper, charges tolls to pass the gate.
It rockets oil-rich neighbors, whom our forces can’t protect.
With General Bone Spurs in command: our power has been checked.

We still control some frozen funds; Iran says, “Give them back.”
And Netanyahu has to stop his Lebanese attack.
Iran will not negotiate until these terms are met.
Though Trump’s proclaiming victory, he’s not achieved it yet.

With oil prices going up, all other prices rise.
So, Trump’s Press Secretary tries finessing this with lies.
In forty days, just like The Flood, the whole world’s in a mess.
This time, the cause was Donald Trump. Nobody has to guess.

Trump has declared a ceasefire, which, so far, is not observed.
The terms are not agreed upon; but that’s what Trump deserved.
Trump had to have a ceasefire to get out of his own threats.
And Polymarket’s blowing up: insiders making bets.

Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, now Trump’s sending JD Vance.
To expertise in real estate, JD adds flaming pants.
Agreements made with Donald have been broken every day.
So, why should the Iranians heed what these three men say?

Negotiations will be over who should control Hormuz.
(Before Trump started bombing, ‘twas a Strait all ships could use.)
Iran wants to continue to enrich uranium.
The thought of that drives Donald into frank delirium.

Can Donald even get back to the former status quo?
For, since he started bombing, we’ve heard naught but cries of woe,
Not just from the Iranians, but folks living next door.
The costs of everything are up, from “winning” Donald’s war.

When Trump’s left to his own devices, things all go to hell:
Convicted felon, bankruptcies, failed marriages, as well.
And yet, we re-elected him, (opponent female, black.)
Now Donald’s bombed Iran and stabbed the whole world in the back.