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Notable Quotables
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Many of the quotes here are in response to that fact, trying to shed a little light into a dark forest of thought.

"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever."
Anatole France

"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals."
Agnes Repplier

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Anon.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei

Every organism is just an intermediate between the past and future. Humans are the only ones who inject a concept of meaning into their own existence.
Dr. Stephen M. Baird

The various modes of worship which prevailed in the Roman world were all considered by the people as equally true; by the philosophers as equally false; and by the magistrates as equally useful.
Edward Gibbon

Who knew that fortune cookies really had something to say:
"To die for an idea is to place a high price on conjecture."
Fortune cookie fortune

"The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is to shake off old prejudices."
Frederick II, the Great

"Rationalism is not comforting, but self-delusion is."
Dr. Stephen Baird

"When you live in the past, it costs you the present.
Carol Baird

"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence."
Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943.

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
Anon.

"Belief means not wanting to know what is true."
Nietzche, The Anti-Christ, 1889

The highest result of education is tolerance.
Helen Keller

Evolution is the way and randomness is the source.
Carol Baird

Faith provides motivation. Science provides know-how.
Dr. Stephen Baird

"Faith is not an exact science - it is an art."
Fortune cookie fortune (no joke...the lottery numbers were 5 6 9 7 20 27 35 37 41)

"It ain't necessarily so."
Gershwin's Law (Anon.)

"The only real difference between me and everyone else is DNA - the rest is politics"
Anon.

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality."
Dante

"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards; for there you have been and there you will always be."
Leonardo da Vinci

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
Aristotle 383-322 B.C.

"Whether outwardly or inwardly, whether in space or time, the farther we penetrate the unknown, the vaster and more marvelous it becomes."
Charles A. Lindbergh

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
Albert Einstein

"The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is to shake off old prejudices."
Frederick II (the Great)

"If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?"
Anon.

"Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

"Everything goes on forever since the fat lady retired."

"I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."

"What year did Jesus think it was?"

"Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principal says that even if you knew we were here, we may not be here when you call."

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